March 2011

I'm taking some more phrases for a test drive, today's phrases were, "A little tiny smidgen more", "Perhaps", and "My bad".

It was grammy's birthday today, so mommy cooked everyone dinner. Then we had presents and cake!

After Mommy got off work, we baked cookies and watched a movie together!

When we were pulling in the driveway at grammy's house, I said, "I can't believe my peepers."

I'm always trying to be helpful. Today I tried to help mom pick out what shoes to wear. After she rejected all of my suggestions I finally just said, "Fine, do it yourself then."

Mommy watched baby Fallynn for a little while today, I had so much fun helping with her.

I've come up with a new prayer strategy to help everyone finish their food. O bless that everyone will get candy after they eat and that they will stay in their seats. Sometimes I even go on about the candy and say that grandpa has a lot of it, etc...

On mom's way out the door to work, I told her not to get into any trouble at work so that she wouldn't have to go into time out. Then I told her not to let him (whoever that is) get into any trouble either so he doesn't have to go into time out. lol

Me and mommy spent the whole day together, it was so much fun. We had MDFD and went to the library. I was making myself a bracelet and mommy was talking to me. I just let her know that she was annoying me. Grandma and grandpa laughed so hard they almost lost control.

Mommy took me to the library, to visited Reeree, and then we watched a movie together. It was a really nice day :).

Mommy found a new home for Maggie while I was visiting daddy. I've been telling mommy how much I miss her soft hears. Today, I said that I miss Maggie's soft chunky legs. Then said that I miss Maggie's whole body.

Mommy let me help get the food ready for the baby shower we are having for Karlie. I also got to help decorate! I helped by answering the door and letting people in. When I let the second arrival in, I motioned toward the couch and said, "My mom says to make yourself comfortable." When Karlie opened a gift that was a blanket, I said, "That's to snuggle him up with." When the topic of conversations turned to stretch marks, as will happen at a baby shower, I said, "My mommy has stretch marks" and tried to pull up her shirt to show everyone, lol.

Clancy came home for spring break, on our way home, I said, "The best part of the day was uncle Clancy." Lately I have been saying that everything is my lucky whatever, lucky clip, lucky shoes, lucky purse, etc...

I got to go spend the week with daddy and celebrate his 33rd birthday with him!

February 2011

For no particular reason, I announced to mommy, "This is the worst day ever."

I've hear mommy say it so many times, that I thought I would take it for a test run and see how it works out for me. So I used, "this instant" in a sentence. I at least received a good laugh out of it.

Mommy and I watched a movie together in the evening and I got to pick it out!

We went to Bailey Leonard's baby blessing today, babies are so sweet. I keep asking mommy when she's going to have another little baby. She explained to me that she would have to be married to have a little baby. So I asked Karlie why her and uncle James aren't married, they are having a little baby after all. Apparently she gets that question from adults a lot, but not from kids

For fhe mommy made me cookies! Chocolate chip cookies are my favorite!

While I was watching a show, I said, "I can't bear to watch." Later in the day mommy took me into have my last round of shots until I'm 12. When I got the shots I cried and demanded that I never ever go there again and refused to allow mommy to mention my shots while in my presents.

While saying my prayers, I went on and on about my toys being quiet and not able to speak. The other day I said in my prayers that I was grateful for chocolate milk.

Aunt Reeree has been gone for five years now. Mommy me to the store and I picked out some yellow flowers for her. We met grammy for MDFD. Then we took Laree flowers together. Mommy wonders if this will ever get easier.

When we were at the vets getting Maggie's shots, I talked to everyone that would listen about our dogs and that we used to have four, but now we have three. I kept telling the vet about my shots, asking about Maggie's shots. I had to be absolutely certain, so I kept asking for reassurance that the vet was not going to give me any shots. As I mention before, I never ever want shots again. Mom said that they only give animals shots at the vets, but I had to be sure.

All of us went to "Gnomeo and Juliet". Before the movie started, Mommy was getting after me for running around. I stuck her finger in her face and said, "Take your business away." So in other words, mind your own business, lol. It was rather naughty of my, but mommy was so caught off guard by it, that all she could do was laugh.

Before mommy left for work today, I asked mom if she had a date tonight. After she answered me, my follow up question for clarification was if it was a hot date. I made sure that I asked her the next day how her date was last night :).

When mom was putting me to bed, I wanted to sleep in her bed. She said no because it gives her a miserable night's sleep. So, I told her that I was sorry for frustrating her and then told her that I love her with all her heart.

When mommy asked me what I wanted for breakfast, and I said that I wasn't hungry. She said, "You don't want anything for breakfast". So to make myself absolutely clear, I repeatedly said, "Absolutely not" and put emphasis on different parts of the words each time I said it.

Grammy took me to the doctor today and I have a double ear infection. When we went to get my prescription, I went up to the pharmacy counter and said, "I need medicine." Then when grammy took me to meet daddy, her car wouldn't start. While we were waiting, I opened the door and said, "Somebody help my grammy get her car started." We got it going and met up with daddy, I got to spend the week with him!

January 2011

I got to see the lights at the Botanical Garden in Boise! I was yodeling when we were at the top of the hill. When we got down to one of the fires they had a lady said to me, "You must be the one I heard yodeling."

After church we made brownies and I told mommy that she was doing and "exquisite" job!

When grammy got my lunch out today and told me that mom packed me a peanut butter and jam sandwich, I said that I wanted to make it because I am good at it. Then after a few minutes I asked for help and had to admit that I wasn't so good at it.

After church daddy got the web cam working and I got to talk to him on it!

We got to make chocolate chip cookies for fhe :)! Chocolate chip cookies are my favorite!

The other day I was telling mom all about how Jesus healed my hand that I cut when I fell on the ice :).

It's my birthday!!!! Four years old, mommy can't believe it. I got to help decorated my cake. When I was helping mom make my cake I said that it wasn't fantabulous now but it would be tonight and kept talking about having birthday company. Then I got a bath, had my four year check up at the doctors, and had my four year pictures done! When we were at the doctor's office I was so funny talking to everyone and telling them all about my birthday plans. The doctor commented that I was very talkative. I am in the 95% for height and weight, and everything looked good. I also said that grandpa is a genius about stuff. On our way home, we stopped at grandma Kofoed's to pick up the gift she had for me and she gave me an ice cream bar! Everyone came over for pizza, cake, ice cream, and presents. Every present I opened, I would say that it was what I always wanted. I had so much fun today, it was a great birthday :).

I heard mommy say that she would never date someone with a mustache because she couldn't take anyone under the age of 50 with a mustache seriously. So I said to grammy that I didn't know who grandpa could date because he has a mustache, lol. Mommy told me that he didn't need to date anyone because he is married to grammy.

When mommy was leaving for work this morning I followed her out the door and told her not marry anyone while she was at work, or kiss anyone, and made sure she had snacks incase she got hungry, etc...She told me not to worry about her, that she could take care of herself :). I left today to spend the week with daddy today!

This morning I got in bed with mom. She asked me if I wanted some mandarin oranges with my breakfast and I said, "That would be messy in bed." Silly mommy, I don't know what she was thinking, lol.

While I was eating my breakfast, I asked mom who drank all of my milk. She told me that it was me, but I insisted that it was the dogs. She told me that it wasn't possible that it was anyone else because I had been sitting in front of it the whole time, that she didn't drink it, and that it couldn't possibly be the dogs because they can't drink out of a straw, lol. I'm not convinced with her reasoning as sound as it may be, I still insist that it was the dogs. She finally had to tell me that she was done discussing it. Later I was playing in the back yard and came in all upset because I had stepped in dog poop, lol. Mom gave me a bath and while she was washing me, I said, "What's the deal with ear wax?" I also told her, "Don't get sassy about me."

I called grandpa this morning and while I was talking to him said, "Sorry to disturb you at work". Later we went to grammy's and were watching American Idol. When I saw Steven Tyler, I asked, "Why is that not a girl?" Then later said that they should take his wig off, lol.

Mommy was talking to uncle Clancy and while she was on the phone I was making a bunch of noise. When she tried to get me to be quiet, I said, "But I want to rock and roll."

December 2010

I was talking to grammy on the phone this morning and said, "Ski-dadle", mom thought it was so funny!

We got a ton of snow, so when mommy was done working today, we went sledding! After that we watched a movie together. Today, I scribbled on myself and was showing it to mom. She asked me if we write on ourselves and I said, "Well you do." I had her there, lol.

I was talking to daddy and kept telling him that I couldn't hear him. So he said it really loud and I said, "You don't have to shout." Then I was talking to Nana and she asked me if I went sledding with a friend. I said, "Yeah, a friend called my mom."

It was St. Nicholas today! After we had presents and lunch, we went and saw Tangled :).

The other day when I was with grammy, she heard me pushing buttons on the phone. When she came in to see what was going on, I said that I was just trying to call someone that I don't know.

While I was in the bath tub I decided to serenade mommy and kept singing, All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth, lol.

We found out today that uncle James and Karlie are having a boy! When grammy told me, I said, "Ahh I wanted a girl, I don't like boys."

I had a pretty fun day with mommy, we went to the library, had MDFD, and hung out around the house :).

We spent the day at grammy and grandpa's for Christmas! I got a paint set from Karlie and James and said it was just what I always wanted. Uncle Clancy gave me silly string and I thought it was so hilarious to spray everyone with it that I threw myself on the floor, on my stomach, kicked my arms and legs, and laughed, lol.

Man did I test mommy's patient tonight! While I was in the bath, I dumped half the water out of the bathtub onto the floor. The bathroom was pretty deep in water. I was made to promise never ever to do that again!

I watched The Wizard of Oz, it was her first time :). While we were taking down the Christmas stuff, I was wrapping up the baby Jesus figurine and said it was, "wrapped up snug like a life jacket." Then I smelled the extra big Christmas lights and said, "This one smells like pee...watermelon...mandarin oranges...a Christmas tree...sunshine"...Then I smelled a couple of them again and said, "This one smells like corn...blueberries." The smell seemed to be related to what color they were, lol.

I have been saying, "I don't mind", a lot lately and mommy thinks it's so cute :). When I got back from Christmas with daddy, I was saying that you're going to get a rock in your sock, when someone wasn't being nice. I got that from Jonah, meaning you're going to get coal in your stocking :).

Today mommy and I painted out nails and watched a movie. The other day, we were driving over to grammy's and I started talking about mustaches and said that they were silly. Then I said that they were silly like underwear, lol.

November 2010

For fhe today I got to pick out a toy, I got some cards that we played with while watching a movie!

What a night, I went and got in bed with mommy last night and then threw up every half an hour until 4:30 am. A few times after I threw up, I said that I wanted to go somewhere fun, lol. Went and voted. I said that I was going to vote for uncle Clancy because he's nice. When mom was getting me into the bed, I said, "I'm sorry I kept throw uping." She told me that I didn't need to apologize for throwing up.

When we got home today, I said, "Home sweet home."

Mommy took me to see Megamind, and it was a lot of fun. On our way home, we had MDFD.

It's been a long time, but we finally make it to the library, and wouldn't you know it, it was closed for the holiday. So, we went to MDFD and then got pizza at as per my request. When mom asked me what I wanted for dinner, I said, "Surprise me with something delicious."

I had a sleep of with grammy and I woke up in the middle of the night crying for a chocolate chip cookie :). So, mom made some for me today!

When grammy was watching me today, I was stirring the clean kitty litter and called it kitty glitter.

When I was eating my breakfast this morning, I wanted something and mom told me no. I kept asking and saying please and then said, "The answer needs to be yes" lol. Grammy stopped by, and while they were visiting they both started laughing. I said, "What are you laughing at, I can't hear the computer?" I was playing some computer games at the time. When mom put me to bed, I told her that she was the sweetest mom ever :).

I got to spend Thanksgiving with daddy :). On our way back home from picking me up, we stopped at uncle Clancy's and had cake for mommy's birthday. I got her The Great Mouse Detective and a web cam to talk to daddy with.

Mommy took her birthday off and spent the day having fun with me :). Mommy finally got to take me to preschool and meet my teacher. When we got there I told Ms. Gretchen, "This is my mom Terrellee, she gets to take me to preschool today." When she picked me up, we went to the library and had MDFD. When we got home, we put up the Christmas decorations, watched the movie I got her, and painted our toe nails :).

I slapped my forehead with the palm of my hand and said "Holy camolie!" lol

October 2010

When mommy came to check on me before she went to bed tonight, I was asleep under my bed. Sometimes you just need a change of scenery to fall asleep.

While we were watching conference today, I said, "I like watching conference, but conference is silly." Later mom and I were playing the piano together. She played me a couple of songs and asked me if I recognized them and I said that I did. Then I started playing a song and asked mom if she recognized it. She didn't, so I told her that it was an angel song for aunt Reeree.

I had my first show and tell at preschool today and showed everyone my white teddy bear that I got from Nana for my very first Valentine's Day. I really like show and tell :). Mommy and I painted pumpkins for fhe! I made mine pink, and it's so beautiful.

Grammy took me to help uncle James clean the place he's moving out of. While we were there James was saying something about no one liking him. I said, "Uncle James I like you" and then gave him a big hug. After that he said that he felt better.

This morning, I yawned, told mom that I yawned, and then said it means that my belly is tired. Mom and I watched the new Karate Kid movie. It made me get out my swords I got for my birthday and want to sword fight :).

When I was with grammy today, I said that my marble was a grape and then it turned into a marble and that it was a magic grape.

We went to steak conference today and every time I heard someone say conference, I would say, "He/She said conference." Mommy cooked dinner for grammy and grandpa after church and I got to helped mom :). While we were making stuff, I said, "It's a beautiful day for cooking."

On my way to Utah to see daddy, I vomited my chicken nuggets all over mom in the car. I said that vomit boggies didn't taste good and apologized for getting vomit boggies on her and for vomiting on her. Auhh, there's nothing like being vomited on, or so mommy says.

I told mom that I hate carrots, but I don't hate green beans.

On our way to great grandma's big 90th birthday celebration, I thanked the clouds for keeping the sun out of my eyes :).

They had the primary program at church and when one of the kids said, "In the name of Jesus Christ..." for their part, I thought I would finish the sentence and said, "Amen" and everyone around us laughed. After church we made cupcakes. While we were making cupcakes mom was pouring something into a measuring spoon and I said, "Steady." Then when I was saying my prayers, I said, "And bless daddy to be safe at the airport." Because when I talked to him, he said he was at the airport picking up aunt Jenny.

Mommy introduced me to the movie Annie. When Ms. Hannigan is singing the song about little girls "Step on their freckles", I laughed and said that was silly. When it was over I wanted to watch it again.

When mommy was leaving my room after she put me to bed, I said, "But I'll be all alone." SHe told me that I had my teddy, doggy, and hippo to keep an eye on me. I said, "But they're not real, teddy is just made up fluff." :)

Sometimes when mom asks me what I want to eat, how I want my hair fixed, etc..., I'll say, surprise me.

Grammy too me to visited mom at work today :)!

Mommy let me watch fun Halloween movies today. Then grammy came over and they took me trick-or-treating. I had so much fun that I wanted to keep going. When mommy told me that we were going to stop by Oscar and Betty's, I said, "Oscar and Betty! They're awesome!" lol

We picked the rest of the pumpkins out of the garden and carved them. What fun!

(I typed this next part all by myself)
yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyynnnvcxzghgfsaqwertyuiops
nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn,mjj;;kljjhdgdppppppppppppppppppppppppppppfdrszzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz5

September 2010

I had my first day of preschool! When grammy introduced me to the teacher, I said, "I'm Sadie Jones the big girl."

I was trying to keep Milo in line and said to him, "Remember what I told you Milo, no licking." Then I kept telling mom to join me in whatever I happened to be doing. For some reason now I call grandpa, Bob.

We went to MDFD, since mommy is working now instead of on Friday's we go any day we can. So now it's just Mother Daughter Fuan's Day, aka MDFD. After that mommy took me on a "vacation" to the "beach" and took me to Mann's Creek for a couple of hours and had a picnic. We were throwing rocks in the water and mom's went farther than mine, so grammy told her that she won the prize. Later I found a bottle cap in the sand, gave it to mom, and told her it was her gold medal for her prize.

That mom of mine is so smart, so I've been telling her for the last few days that she is a genius.

Mommy took me to the movies today! We saw The Sorcerer's Apprentice and it was so much fun. I've been sticking my tongue out and today when mommy got after me for it, I thought fast and told her that I was just stretching it. I thought it was a pretty good excuse. Coming up with that kind of stuff now, mommy can't wait to see what kind of stuff I come up with when I'm a teenager.

I took Sandy over to grammy's today, and on our way home I told her, "Come back here where it's safe, so you don't get mom in trouble" which is what mom tells me when I want to sit in the front and don't want my seatbelt on.

I was out helping mommy with her visiting teaching today. On our way from one appointment to the next, mom had to go to the bathroom really bad. So I just told her to be brave.

On our way home from grammy's today, I had some granola bar crumbs in my hand and called them granola bar seeds. I've been using the word energy a lot lately in refereeing to eating or something I'm going to do.

Grammy and I stopped by and visited mommy at work for a few minutes. This morning before mommy left for work, as her fashion consultant, I told her that she looked weird, lol. I felt it only fair to tell it like it is.

I got a cold, as usual since I started school, I had a really big sneeze and when grammy commented on in, I said, "the boogies are having a party in my nose", lol.

I had a fun day with mommy today. We went to the movies and got ice cream afterwards!

After church we were getting ready to go to grammy's. I asked mom to take my bun out. She told me to wait a minute because she was changing her close. Then I told her to do it right now or I was going to spank her bum. Mom seemed to think I was being sassy. Later I talked to daddy. I was spinning around in the computer chair and asked daddy if he was getting dizzy. I don't understand the concept of how the cell phone works and that the person I'm talking to isn't in the phone and can't see me. I'll catch on one of these days though.

When I was with grammy today, she was having a meeting for one of her church callings. Grammy and the other lady were trying to decide who would do a certain thing and I, being helpful as usual, raised my and hand and said, "Pick me, pick me!"

Mommy took me to a Halloween store today. Halfway through, after seeing some of the decorations, I said I wanted to leave this creepy store right now. Every time mom would go to look at something else, I would tell her to stop it because I wanted to leave. When we were driving away, I told mom that I forgive her for taking me to the creepy store. I'm so kind hearted :). Later in the day we all met for dinner for grandpa's 53rd birthday. During dinner, uncle James announced that him and Karlie are having a baby in May! I'm so excited to have an Idaho cousin!

During church I announced to mom, "I crack myself up." Then when we were at grammy's for dinner, I was pretending that the straw was a magic wand. Mom told me to make my food disappear into my tummy. So I said, "Magic a pooh" and put my napkin over my plate. I'm so tricky!

When mommy picked me up from grammy's, she asked me what I wanted to do for fhe. I told her that I wanted to have graham crackers and milk. We ended up having a picnic at the park for fhe instead though. Oh well, better luck next time I guess.

I've been saying, "Oh shucks" a lot lately. Mommy and grammy think it's so funny.

When grammy was getting gas today, a guy walked by and I said, "Hey dude what's your name?" He reminded me of someone I know, and I just wanted to check and see if it was him :). On our way in the house today after mommy got off work, I told her that I wished I didn't have to go to work.